wecansexy:

katara is an inspiration to us all she was one of the only ones who had hope that the avatar would return and then she ended up banging the avatar. think of katara in times of need

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

drowsynight:

sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

hermioneofvulcan:

star trek tng + text posts

vv0lf:

chezphoto:

this week’s hair color is brought to you by sunsets after a week of rain in june

Wow what this is amazing

androgynous-space-demon:

missespeon:

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

sassysciencebitch:

Now that’s what I call marketing.

Oh my god, I love these. My baby is a 20lb, chubby, furry, boston terrier. :) - Paige

there’s another one where the woman is carrying college textbooks in a baby papoose

Oh my god.

kaijubat:

moment of silence for all the star trek promos that look like awkward prom photos

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

metaconscious:

murphmanfa:

sandvichette:

vigilantespanties:

Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

Our neighbor didn’t die, he was just needed someplace else.

He took a moment that was about recognizing him and turned it into a moment to recognize everyone who was there and everyone who made it possible for him to do what he does. If you want a perfect example of why he is so fondly remembered and such a great person, it’s tough to find a better one than this.

Not gonna lie, I teared up reading this. He touched on the core of humanity, and I feel similarly about those I have crossed paths with in this life. Thank you, Mr. Rogers.

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence